Congratulations, you have reached the out-of-office landing dock for riveting yarns from Tales From The Top Flight.

All our operatives (and believe us there are many of them) are away from their desks but they have placed a few choice words here to explain a little bit about this unique Premier League site.

Tales from the Top Flight is the brainchild of Chris Darwen and came about following the success of his weekly football column in Spain’s largest English-speaking newspaper on the Costa Blanca, The Costa Blanca People.

So warmly received were Chris’s offerings he was urged to collate them into a book and then a daily blog emerged (evidence of which you will find within).

Nowadays, and for your brow-dabbing delectation, the sizzling Premier League observations can be seen under one roof, that of TFTTF.

But don’t take our word for it, take an unguided tour and see for yourself!

We have a writing team of over 120 people from all across the world keeping you entertained on anything that makes us laugh.

They are managed by the aforementioned Chris Darwen and his team of six sub-editors.