Fantasy Football Unplanned – Gameweek 3 Preview
Well hello there. I was always up against it after a pretty good week one, and sure enough, it came to pass that week two was full of red arrows.…
Jilted girlfriend Wayne gets own back on mean ex-boyfriend Gareth and Zlatan vows to undo United’s good start to the season
Our regular reader(s) may have noticed that the international retirement of Wayne Rooney had not had even so much as a sideways glance on Tales this week. Good things come…
Morgan is no Napoleon
Battles have raged in the north of this country throughout history. Rival sides have fought for control of the region first, imposing their will on the people, and then sought…
Yipee! Liverpool make it five English clubs that won’t win the Champions League this season
Yipee! Now there is a word you don’t hear often enough in press conferences nowadays, so thank you Jurgen. Liverpool safely navigated the stormy waters of needing to defend well…
Talk from the Top Flight Podcast: Let’s all laugh at Tottenham, let’s all laugh at Tottenham…
As if there isn’t enough hilarity in our written word. We’ve decided to put it in your ears too. Join Eion Smith of Pan the Pundits infamy and Bob Priestley…
Wally of the Week: Matchday Two
Another weekend of Premier League football goes by and the controversy keeps on coming. We’ve seen red cards aplenty, own goals and incredible misses. Referees were at the centre of…
When Amy met Luke: What happens when you meet your footballing hero?
When you hear stories of young women getting into a footballers expensive Range Rovers they inevitably don’t end in the most positive circumstances. This week, there was a small victory…
Match of the Days: What’s on this Week?
The football season is in full swing, so we best make the most of it as a pesky International break is looming large. This week we have Champions League and…
The Magnificent 7: Featuring hurting your knee when celebrating, Spurs at Wembley and good old West Ham
What a week of football we have been treated to, eh? And today, as ever, it is my job to bring you the seven finest moments, teams or individuals so…
Is Right La!
Deadline Day Yes, I know it’s not actually for another week. The deadline day I am actually on about was the one imposed by Barcelona on Liverpool regarding the sale…