Where’s the beef? The truth behind the Premier League’s biggest conflicts
July 20th: Alexis Sanchez considers his future with Arsenal. Alexis: (Calls his agent, Fernando Felicevich) Dude, Mesut tweeted some really cute dogs at me so that I would stay with…
Alexis has a poorly tummy so won’t be going to work on Friday and Diego plays with a different Brazilian circus act leaving David Luiz gutted
Having played the “manflu” card a little too early into the season, Alexis Sanchez needed to come up with some creative solutions to avoid actually having to play and football…
The Greatest XI: I, I, what’s going on Ian here then?
Yeah, they get worse. They really do. But I’ve been looking forward to I since at least G as I knew that I could pick some Ians. And boy, have…
Zlatan: “Even with one knee I am better than Lukaku!” and the rest of today’s brumours
See, I told you preseason friendlies don’t mean anything. Real Madrid, having not won any of theirs within 90 minutes, casually rocked up and played Manchester United off the park…
Match of the Days: What’s on this Week?
But you said it was the last one!!! I had consigned Match of the Days to a box under the sink but I’ve been persuaded by a certain editor-in-chief that…
The Magnificent 7: Penalties, VAR, Robert Lee and b*****s from Kloppo all feature!
Whisper it quietly, but real football is back. Well kinda, if you ask Arsenal fans the Community Shield is the only thing worth winning in August, even more important than…
Is Right La!
Adu not want him There’s times when I really struggle to write these articles. Like, I’m literally sat in my living room tearing my hair for stuff to write because,…
Brumour! Brumour! Since when was it a crime to laugh at a crap penalty?
Come on lads, we were all laughing at Thibaut Courtois’ penalty so you can’t really blame Michy Batshuayi for having a bit of a smirk as he saw the ball…
We’re back baby! It’s time for some real football, eh?
So what did we really learn from Sunday’s glorified preseason friendly? Well, we learned that both Arsenal and Chelsea have spent a lot of money on a new striker but…
Fantasy Football Unplanned: Fixtures & Fittings
Hello! Welcome to another pre-preview piece ahead of another Fantasy Football season. I will admit I am at the stage now where I log in and stare at my team…