The Journeyman XI

Journeyman: A worker or sports player who is reliable but not outstanding. Not my words, the words of the first search result on Google. Welcome…


Hagon Hammers

So its is now less than one week away from D-Day, signifying that I must dust off my proud parent smiles and prepare to declare…



Clippity Klopp

As news comes through of the imminent beatification of Claudio Ranieri, we tried to get an interview with Liverpool manager Jürgen Klopp to discuss his…




Today’s Tales

How on earth did I miss this yesterday? I must have been distracted trying to come up with Shakespeare type puns. No matter, it is…


England Facelift

Few people as well as that indefinite and yet supposedly homogenous bunch we are lumped into for statistical purposes – football fans – will be…