Three things Zlatan has kicked harder than the ball this season
Oh Zlatan. Not a week goes by without you being Zlatan. When quizzed about his foot connecting with the head of Seamus Coleman, the big Swede looked surprised at the…
Oh Zlatan. Not a week goes by without you being Zlatan. When quizzed about his foot connecting with the head of Seamus Coleman, the big Swede looked surprised at the…
What exactly has David Luiz done to upset Sergio Aguero? It cannot possibly be that Sideshow Bob puts the little Argentine in his pocket each time they meet because, although…
Spurs fans have needed something to cheer them up in recent weeks. Therefore there was no better time for Poch to get suited up, adopt the look of a IT…
Arsene Wenger is a man renowned for his hatred of a number of things. Jose Mourinho. The international break. A congested fixture list. Over the course of November Arsene has…
You nearly did it Arsene, you nearly did it. November was hours from ending and Arsenal were on the verge of ending it unbeaten in all competitions. But no, out…
Arsene Wenger has spent years trying to work out what motivates Theo Walcott. It turns out all you need to promise him is a Nespresso coffee machine. It turns out…
Spurs, Spurs, Spurs. Just because you won at the weekend by being 2-1 down doesn’t mean that should be your new recipe for success. Credit to Monaco though. I suggested…
Everyone at Stamford Bridge breathed a huge sigh of relief as Eden Hazard took to social media to announce that he is fit for the weekend. Yes, no longer the…
Chelsea fans were up in arms at yesterday’s column. Some of them believed that we do have secret sources here at TFTTF and those secret sources did actually believe that…
Frank Lampard has had enough of New York and fancies one final dalliance with his true home, Chelsea. Having seen David Luiz return to South West London he thinks he…