Yaya Toure


“Dummies…OUT!!”

FOOTBALLERS!…eh!? One minute they’re being unbelievably crass, gitt-ish and thick; the next minute they’re being pathetic, greedy, self-absorbed cry babies…it’s almost like…er…It’s almost…erm…sorry, I’ve lost…


The Relocation Conversation

Welcome to the Relocation Conversation. It’s what you get if you put transfer gossip into a thesaurus. My angle on everyone else’s transfer rumours. Chelsea…







Manchester Blues

Another weekend has passed and it’s the same old story at Manchester City. This time Everton were the lucky ones. A 4-0 thumping left the…