Oh I do like to be beside the seaside, oh I do like to be beside the sea. I know what you’re going to say, a draw is not a good result? It was the most perfect result, for me. I’m still recovering from an injury, the last thing I need is Klopp celebrating a goal and me ending up under a herd of footballers. If anything I was looked after better at Southampton, nearly every great chance we missed Klopp gave me a clean, as if the cheeky git thought it might be my fault. Then of course we kept a clean sheet which is the first clean sheet Liverpool have kept since 1882, I think that’s what I heard. Now on a serious note I have a confession to make, two of the Liverpool lads this week went to what I believed was a glasses museum ‘For your eyes only’. They only went to pick me up a brochure because I hope to retire there, sorry lads.