OTLS: ABBA, Alan Shearer dolls, and Crouch vs Carroll

On The Left Side

Just what has got Antonio Conte pulling his hair out? And why has Alan got a bee in his bonnet, or more to the point a V, an A, and an R?We get a sneak preview of a future football chant as Andy Carroll pulls a sicky, and in doing so a muscle or two, and the newspaper calculators go into overdrive with the Sanchez transfer. Plus Richard Osman finally makes it onto our show after being on everything else on the TV.