Is Right La! – Throwing the Allardyce again, Agga-dew, Arse backwards
Throwing the Allardyce again Everton are fucking shit. It’s common knowledge, you don’t need me to tell you that (even if I have done since August. Ah well, I get…
Throwing the Allardyce again Everton are fucking shit. It’s common knowledge, you don’t need me to tell you that (even if I have done since August. Ah well, I get…
Ta Ta Tony There’s an old saying in football, as there is in life, that West Brom fans would do well to remember today – be careful what you wish…
Shaving Ryan’s Privates No, I’m not talking about a seedy bluey that you’re likely to find on PornHub. Instead I’ve made an uncomfortable and unnecessary joke about Ryan Giggs’ recent…
So Long Slaven It finally happened then, Slaven Bilic was finally given the heave-ho by the Dildo Brothers. It’s been coming, hasn’t it? Slav has flattered to deceive for long…
The Gift That Keeps On Giving I promised myself this week that I wouldn’t do this. I said after writing last week’s IRL, “Right, that’s enough now, no more writing…
The Final Nail In The Koeman Coffin It’s been coming, hasn’t it? To be honest I was amazed he was still in a job six hours after yesterday’s game had…
Arsenal Are A Mars Bars, Deeney Is A Snickers What a great interview Troy Deeney gave to BT Sport after Watford’s 2-1 defeat of Arsenal on Saturday night. In the…
Cruel Summer England have done it! Another major competition qualified for, what a milestone. And with Harry Kane among the goals again surely it is a sure thing that we…
Ciao Carlo Carlo Ancelotti has always been one of my favourite managers in football. The A.C Milan side’s he put together between 2002 and 2007 are probably up there with…
Niasse to see you, Niasse I’ve had my fair share of laughs at Everton since I started writing this column. This week I’m going against the grain a little –…