United on the Wayne….
A lot’s riding on the Red Devils’ Europa final against Ajax tomorrow.. Toothless-in-the-Prem United are clinging to the wreckage of another poor season by their own glorious standards. Sixth place…
PFP: Possession for Prats
Statistics, eh? 95% of people die in bed – but it doesn’t mean it’s a dangerous place to be… Confusion, he say ‘Possession is nine-tenths of the law’. We should…
Not all bad news…
Much as I detest Mourinho (you probably haven’t noticed) ‘that’ result was good for most of us who hate to see one team running away with everything. The Prem Title…
Manners Maketh Man
With that ‘King Fergie being on the Old Trafford throne nearly as long as our Liz, it’s hard to qualify exactly how a Man United manager should behave – but…
That was the week that was…
IT COULD BE WORSE… … you could be Scottish. See you, Jimmy, Gritty Gordon’s geezers ground out a one niler against Slovenia/akia (delete where applicable) to keep Nicola Sturgeon’s mind…
That was the week that was…
DOGFIGHT OVER NORTH LONDON! The skies above the Emirates are currently congested with circling vultures bumping into planes dragging confusing messages. Everyone’s Arsening about – Willy Wonty for Gooners, those…
That was the week that was…
My worst fears were realized over the long weekend: Citeh, Arsenic, Spares & Chelski all into the semis, so predictably boring – eh, Jose? ‘Bout time Herrera got found out,…
That was the week that was…
Happy Birthday, John! Forest 3 Brighton 0 – on my birthday too! Course, the latter happens every year, but the other – well, you know what I mean. Plenty of…
Why I almost hate modern football
Yeah, agreed, I’m a dinosaur on football today, proud of it, schooled from the sixties when footballers were men. Fortunately there’s still a few left who don’t wear gloves and…
That was the week that was…
What a seven days – it’s been great football-wise. After the Monday Arsenic score bore the Man City Monaco game on Tuesday was a classic. I humbly apologise for previously…