Armchair Entertainment, The Arsenal Way
It’s February and The Premier League has begun its final approach. Tray tables have been stacked away and seats returned to upright positions, as the…
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Arsene the Animal
Arsene Wenger is a bloody animal. You wouldn’t think to look at him, but underneath all the geography teacher chic and unimaginably massive puffer jacket,…
Gunnersaurus Sold to China in Controversial Arsenal Move
Today, Arsenal FC announced the sale of team mascot Gunnersaurus Rex to an unnamed Chinese Super League club. The transfer fee is reported to be…
And then Xhaka happened…
Saturday was a good day for Arsenal. Liverpool were downed by a Swansea team who worked out that sticking the ball on Llorente’s forehead was…
Arsenal Delighted At Change In Form This Season!
Arsenal’s largest shareholder Stan Kroenke (also know as Silent Stan) today broke his stubborn silence in a statement to fans that revealed that he was…
Who is Cohen Bramall? No really, who is he?
As I write this there’s still no confirmation of this being completed, but with interview after interview, Cohen Bramall looks set to sign for Arsenal….
New species of scorpion named after Giroud
A team of research scientists from Anglia Ruskin University have discovered a new species of scorpion in Arizona. The official announcement of the new species,…
Arsenal Prepare for a Bad Christmas with Scrooge
Arsene Wenger is a man renowned for his hatred of a number of things. Jose Mourinho. The international break. A congested fixture list. Over the…
Goal bonus? Nah, Nespresso machine please!
Arsene Wenger has spent years trying to work out what motivates Theo Walcott. It turns out all you need to promise him is a Nespresso…