The Screens Have Arrived
It flew in somewhat under the radar but Brighton’s FA Cup third round victory at home to Crystal Palace on Monday was the first game…
The Crude Commentator
Pep-Enezer’s Warning over Christmas Football: “Bah Humbug”
Christmas is over and so begins the most depressing month of the year. And as the world’s two biggest pricks hold tape measures between their…
You Just Got Kaned
Every Boxing Day, fans with even a mild investment in football on social media are presented with the same old meme. The caption “Let’s hope…
The Incredible Klopp and Sean Dyche’s Climbing Clarets
“KLOPP MAAAAAD!!!” Don’t make Klopp angry. You wouldn’t like Klopp when he’s angry. The Liverpool manager was absolutely bloody seething after watching his side batter…
Football: The Beautiful Pain
Heartbreakers There are many, many instances as a follower of football in which you can feel like your heart has been torn clean from your…
Bottle-job Spurs, Turnaround Toffees and the Value of Sterling Rises as Raheem Nets Late
Welcome to my whistle-stop tour of some highlights of the busy, busy footballing week there’s been since we last spoke. Thursday: Europa League! The another…
Sevilla’s Istanbul ’05 and Arsene Wenger’s Iron Throne
The international break is over and club football is back with a bang! We are in the midst of a brilliant week of football that…
Bye, Bye, Buffon (Buffon Goodbye)
International breaks are invariably shit. But you know what? This one has actually been one with a fair few talking points and some very entertaining…
‘Playstation Football’ and Guess Who’s Back: The Scottish Slim Shady
International break incoming (booo). We can do this. Just take a deep breath and suck it up, it’s only two weeks after all. Cheer up!…
Premier League Love Stories and Champions League Heroes… Plus Alan Shearer’s Favourite Band
Let me walk you through some of my top talking points that I think will be the talk of the terraces this weekend… Premier League…