Man Punches Bag. Man Declared Strong
I’m sure if you’re any way social media inclined then you’ll have heard of Wycombe striker Adebayo Akinfenwa. You know, the guy who’s as wide as a London taxi and…
Today’s Tales
I’m sure if you’re any way social media inclined then you’ll have heard of Wycombe striker Adebayo Akinfenwa. You know, the guy who’s as wide as a London taxi and…
Well that was a fine Champions League week for the Premier League clubs, wasn’t it? Chelsea, BOOM! Manchester United, KERPOW! Harry Kane FC, BOSH! Manchester City, BOOF! Liverpool, well maybe…
So that’s this round of the Caramac Cup done and dusted then, and many sides have moved one step nearer Wembley, and as a direct result many players of the…
If you believe Jurgen Klopp, he’ll be tucked up in bed today nursing a Lemsip and having his temperature taken as he is “really sick” having watched his team play…
Another working week in football has passed us by, and what have we learned? Well, we know what Arsenal won’t be making the 0630 Friday morning piece for the foreseeable…
Hey, if Wayne Rooney can go into international retirement so can Today’s Tales. Alright? And, to be fair, we have no interest in becoming an England fan and we didn’t…
Oh, my word. Where do we actually start with all that then? Firstly, my transfer window shut at about 2130 last night so as far as I am concerned anything…
Arsene Wenger thinks Theo Walcott will stay. Arsene Wenger thinks Alexis Sanchez will stay. Arsene Wenger thinks Shkodran Mustafi will stay. Arsene Wenger thinks everyone will stay. Apart from Kieran…
I mean, seriously. How are us poor writers expected to keep up with the amount of pure crap that gets thrown out as transfer news at this time of year?…
So it looks like Crystal Palace might be complete spoil sports and call an early end to the experiment of bringing total football to Croydon. Rumour has it, and let’s…