Arsene Wenger claims he could never manage in non-league, Pardew doesn’t look as fussy
The last time a pie caused this much fuss, it was apple and featured in a movie. To be fair to Wayne Shaw, he may…
Today’s Tales
Today’s Tales
Tim Vine improves reputation of celebrity fans
Credit to Manchester City, they cotton on quick. Six years after everyone else realised, they’ve noticed they could do with upgrading their full backs. Therefore…
Tottenham disrespect FA Cup by picking full strength side
You see, I like Sean Dyche. A lot. I don’t like Joey Barton. A lot. I like non-league teams remaining in the FA Cup one…
Today’s Tales: Show him on to his right for crying out loud!
Ho hum. Is it just me or are the build ups to FA Cup weekends becoming as dull as international weeks? I mean, even Sutton…
Today’s Tales: Shock news that it rains in Manchester
Hang on, don’t go dishing out that number seven jersey just yet. Sure, United need someone to truly honour the shirt that Best, Robson, Beckham,…
Today’s Tales: Arsenal accused of conning fans. You don’t say?
If you are expecting some kind of wit based around Manchester City taking Bournemouth apart last night, you will be sadly disappointed. As that opening…
Today’s Tales: Has anyone saved Ben Davies from drowning yet?
The last time I saw a left back that detached from the rest of his team was Ashley Cole’s famous team photo at Roma. You…
Today’s Tales: Why does Arsene talk about title races like they are still in one?
Well, if you give MP’s enough things to vote about eventually they’ll get one right, hey? Yesterday, in some old building somewhere, MP’s posted a…
Today’s Tales: Claudio shouts “no crisis” at anyone that will listen
I have to hold my hands up, I feel as if I am in the kind of “Today’s Tales” scoring drought that only Jamie Vardy…
Today’s Tales: Big Sam is VERY angry
Stick with me folks, for I am afraid I do not have a great deal to give you today. Slim pickings on the old top…