Today’s Tales
How on earth did I miss this yesterday? I must have been distracted trying to come up with Shakespeare type puns. No matter, it is still as funny today as…
Today’s Tales
How on earth did I miss this yesterday? I must have been distracted trying to come up with Shakespeare type puns. No matter, it is still as funny today as…
“What’s this?!” you cry. Today’s Tales at lunchtime? I know, I know. Forgive me, for I spent the evening watching this team in blue that I am fairly sure I…
Have I missed something? We live in a world where Leicester can sack the manager that led them to win the actual Premier League last season a mere 9 months…
The last time a pie caused this much fuss, it was apple and featured in a movie. To be fair to Wayne Shaw, he may as well have you know…
Credit to Manchester City, they cotton on quick. Six years after everyone else realised, they’ve noticed they could do with upgrading their full backs. Therefore they’d like to offer Monaco…
You see, I like Sean Dyche. A lot. I don’t like Joey Barton. A lot. I like non-league teams remaining in the FA Cup one hell of a lot. Therefore…
Ho hum. Is it just me or are the build ups to FA Cup weekends becoming as dull as international weeks? I mean, even Sutton and Arsenal is struggling to…
Hang on, don’t go dishing out that number seven jersey just yet. Sure, United need someone to truly honour the shirt that Best, Robson, Beckham, Ronaldo and, er, Memphis have…
If you are expecting some kind of wit based around Manchester City taking Bournemouth apart last night, you will be sadly disappointed. As that opening line may have given away,…
The last time I saw a left back that detached from the rest of his team was Ashley Cole’s famous team photo at Roma. You had to feel for Ben…