Today’s Tales: Record breaker Rooney forgets to do the Robot
The stage was set in Stoke. People were turning up purely to see the record broken. How would he celebrate? Would he even get a…
Today’s Tales
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Today’s Tales: Fonte feels foolish and Pulis has gone insane
When Jose Fonte slapped in that transfer request he dreamed of big things. I mean, everyone who leaves Southampton ends up in Liverpool, no? Failing…
Today’s Tales: Pep and his cunning plan to stop the rot
Manchester City are in a bad moment, there is no denying that. Pep is struggling to adapt to the style of the Premier League whilst…
Today’s Tales: No, he can’t come out and play until he has said sorry.
Diego won’t be allowed out to play with his friends unless he improves his attitude. That is the direct line from Antonio Conte and he,…
Today’s Tales: Who had money on Barton then? Other than Joey that is…
Oh, so Dimitri was the problem after all was he? Who would have thought it, that with West Ham’s star man refusing to play that…
Today’s Tales: Did John Terry just retire himself?
Cards on the table. I am as bad at football predictions as Paul Merson. We know this, this isn’t new news. When Everton led against…
Today’s Tales: Millionaire Footballer in Poundland Scandal!
So Hull have gone more left field than Robert Snodgrass hugging the touchline at the KCOM Stadium. Yes, the name they pulled out of the…
Today’s Tales: New Year, New Arsenal? Er, no.
“New Year, new me” said a million and one people a couple of days back. Not Arsene Wenger, oh no. Arsenal’s manager is still living…