The last lifeline of Alan Pardew and more ecstasy in this week’s PL fixtures
Hi there, again, at Joining the Dots. With the likes of West Brom, Stoke and Palace playing this week, let’s just imagine this will be…
Alan Pardew
The end of the debate: Why Marc Albrighton is the most underrated player in the Premier League
There’s a lot about football that ticks me off. Considering it’s one of my most treasured aspects of life, a passion that engulfs most of…
Curbing Your Enthusiasm: The Manager witnesses Mauricio Pellegrino’s final moments at Southampton
A former Premier League manager approached us here at Tales and asked that we publish his diaries, so he could show the public what life…
The Magnificent 7: How do you get sacked before Alan Pardew?
This week feels like it could well be a bumper edition, folks. There have been so many talking points, both magnificent and otherwise. But the…
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: West Ham Divided
Oh, you’re back. Sorry to disappoint you, but the race for the Premier League title ended many weeks ago. All they’re doing now is fulfilling…
Football guarantees many, many things including Joe Hart conceding goals and Jose Mourinho throwing on Fellaini to carefully navigate the bus to it’s optimal parking position
Football guarantees many, many things. Joe Hart conceding goals, Jose Mourinho throwing on Marouane Fellaini to carefully navigate the bus to its optimal parking position,…
Tales Top Tips: Manchester United and Liverpool headline but will we get a game that won’t be forgotten by tea time?
You don’t need a paragraph of ramble in this afternoon’s Tales Top Tips when Manchester United against Liverpool is the first match on offer. But…
It’s a shame, Alan
Whenever I’ve been struggling with the important things in life – a libido that still sees Anna Ford as an attractive woman; a kitchen without…
Wey Eye Man: Anfield Woes for Toon and Worried Managers at Top and Bottom
Toon park the bus again I know we don’t have the best players out there, but surely, we can do something else other than park…
The Magnificent 7: How many Arsenal players this week?
Oh, Arsenal fans. If you thought I was a bit mean last week, I suggest you go and read something else right now. Anything. Even…