Number-crunching Kane and a template Man United game
Back again for Gameweek 34 – I’ll be joining the dots with all the Premier League fixtures. Some are more deserving than others. SOUTHAMPTON V…
David Moyes
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: Never Mind The Gap, Manchester Is Red
And then there were six. This Premier League season is slowly trundling towards a conclusion that everyone saw coming several weeks ago. Or is it?…
How Allardyce the Wind-Up Merchant is digging Everton deeper and deeper into an Everton-shaped hole.
Think of all the seasons in years gone by. Think of all the Augusts spent guessing the league table from 1-20. All the years ‘yer…
Chelsea in Crisis & Adieu (Again) Pardew
After many miserable days, the Easter weekend finally saw the return of some Premier League action. It also bore witness to possibly the final few…
Woeful Wenger and Calamity Conte
Thankfully, the Premier League is back. That means reflecting upon Chelsea’s inconsistencies, West Brom’s lack of any skill and frankly, Man City’s dominance, can become…
West Bromwich Albion shock the world by sacking Pardew on Easter Monday: Pardew says “it beats being sacked before Christmas”
So the axe has finally fallen. West Bromwich Albion have sacked Alan Pardew, which is not the shock. The shock is WHY NOW? I mean,…
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: History Makers
And we’re back after the international break! You lot have already suffered enough over these past two weeks, so I’ll dispense with the preamble and…
Curbing Your Enthusiasm: The Manager tries to save West Ham United while the in-laws visit
A former Premier League manager approached us here at Tales and asked that we publish his diaries, so he could show the public what life…
Curbing Your Enthusiasm: The Manager witnesses Mauricio Pellegrino’s final moments at Southampton
A former Premier League manager approached us here at Tales and asked that we publish his diaries, so he could show the public what life…
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: West Ham Divided
Oh, you’re back. Sorry to disappoint you, but the race for the Premier League title ended many weeks ago. All they’re doing now is fulfilling…