Spurs come second in one-horse race, Michy nails it on the social and Arsenal couldn’t, could they?
All rise for Michy Batshuyai! Being a good striker is all about timing and, having done nothing other than run an interesting Instagram account all…
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The Tales Team of the Weekend: Pedro to the rescue for league leaders as Sane has a moment to forget
Welcome to Team of the Weekend, something that is normally pretty easy to write but thanks to the Premier League becoming very binary on Saturday,…
It’s a good week when Aaron Ramsey, Tinder and a baby Rhino barely get a mention…
Sometimes I really love the Premier League. Not because of the glitz and the glamour. Not because of the world class footballers that supposedly play…
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly: Arsene the real winner this weekend while Pep is dumped out of another cup
This week, the big hitters were playing poker at a separate table while the others continued to play strip poker, where three losers would have…
Spurs were on their way to Wembley (which means they lost of course) as Arsenal rub salt in the wound
“Spursy”. Definition: to lead supporters to believe that something amazing is about to happen, before finding new and original ways to completely bottle it. Or…
Sunderland still need to win all their games to stay up as Conte relishes and laughs at Tottenham’s pursuit
I won’t get too many more opportunities to make fun of Sunderland as a Premier League team so, out of respect, they are opening today’s…
Tarutr Tips the weekend Premier League action
Tottenham Hotspur – Watford So, it turns out that the news about Tottenham’s demise following Kane’s injury might have been a little exaggerated. Not only…
Massively disappointing Middlesbrough
You won’t be hearing much of Middlesbrough on Tales from the Top Flight next season as Boro won’t be in the top flight. A defeat…
Midweek fixtures bring a double helping of the Good, the Bad and, of course, the Ugly
Another Premier League match-day coming in so close to the last one begs for the usage of the London buses analogy. But we’re not going…
Tarutr Tips the Premier League as Chelsea take on Man City
Watford – West Bromwich Albion So infuriatingly brilliant were Tony Pulis’ side at Old Trafford at the weekend that he even managed to flap the…