Pan The Pundits: Ronald Koeman’s Sock Material
It’s the final day and the final Pan The Pundits of the season so hit that sad music. Gary joined us for one final swansong…
Walter Mazzarri
John Terry outdoes himself once again, Conte sees another suit ruined and Arsene well, you know….
So it’s all over. There was very little on the line in the final round of Premier League matches, so the players pretty much played…
Harry Kane is just a s**t Jamie Vardy and Arsene thought about three at the back in 1907
I knew it wasn’t a good idea to put this off until Friday. Tuesday, not enough news to make a column. Wednesday, well the matches…
Pan the Pundits: How Many Pointless Games Can We Schedule This Week?
Not even ten seconds into the show and the first match is already pointless. Yes, Gary decided to inform us that Chelsea were already Champions…
Pan The Pundits: Somebody Tow That Party Bus to the Championship Already
I appealed my betting ban and, fortunately, the powers that be have allowed me to continue doing Pan The Pundits. Although after last week’s snoozefest,…
Arsene Mal-teasing fans into thinking Arsenal will finish 4th and Kloppo blames dry grass in Liverpool!
Let’s start today’s column by taking you all the way back to Friday night where Spurs decided the place to concede the title was the…
Pan the Pundits: Can Swans drown?
You can always tell how important an episode of Match of the Day is by who they’ve got on each week. And it’s not looking…
Pan the Pundits: The Phil Jagielka gymnastic fantastic
Who’s that with a late run into the seat? It’s only the second best midfielder of England’s Golden Generation Frank Lampard. Frank was making his…
United suffering lack of confidence as Jose calls them rubbish in public once again, and Shakespeare the greatest English getting the players right ever
Sorry, what was that? You didn’t put United down for a home draw? More fool you sir, more fool you. Or madam, more fool you…
Hammers coming up with crazy ways to spend all this money they are making from popcorn and Jesus will be back in time for Easter
Now I know why the Hammers were so keen to leave Upton Park and get all that lovely season ticket money. It all makes sense…