Spurs come second in one-horse race, Michy nails it on the social and Arsenal couldn’t, could they?
All rise for Michy Batshuyai! Being a good striker is all about timing and, having done nothing other than run an interesting Instagram account all season, the Belgian front man…
Pointless Manager Mind Games
Manager chat really is the worst, isn’t it? The mind games are fascinating and highly enjoyable in the early stages of the season, but now it’s just getting plain ridiculous.…
Let’s All Join Our Former Club Shall We?
Is it just me, or is returning to your former club the in-thing these days? I don’t know what it is, but everywhere I look there have been players jumping…
The Real Football Man review of the week: Chelsea almost over the finish line
Many Premier League teams may well be on the beach right now as they have reached the hallowed marker of 40 points, and the same could be said about some…
Will Jose Live Another Day at Manchester United?
The excellent Kiri Bloore asks a somewhat random question….!
Transfer Tales!
The season really is almost over but that means that the transfer rumours are really hotting up. So sit back and relax as Tales guides you through this weeks major…
Fantasy Football Unplanned: Sanchez or Hazard strong shouts for Captain in hectic week of Fantasy Football
Stop! I can’t take anymore. My hopes are already dead, why can’t you just leave me with a shred of dignity? My score of 30 was miles below the average…
Antonio Conte’s Fishing Expedition
After managing Bari, on Italy’s Adriatic coast, it would be far to say that Antonio Conte knows a fair bit about fish and how difficult it can be to corral…
United Hyperbole?
His fairytale appointment caught the imaginations of the football world- standard procedure for a group of that status, fascinating, extraordinary, yet drab and dingy at the moment, this satire only…
The Journeyman XI finishes with a Premier League history maker
Journeyman: A worker or sports player who is reliable but not outstanding We’ve been on quite the journey, you and I. 10 Weeks ago, I gave you a man who…