Yaya to United? Bendtner to Forest! Hilarious!
I thought I would start this morning’s column with something very, very funny for once. Yes, none of the usual tongue-in-cheek, poke fun stuff here. I am going for downright…
5 reasons why all Premier League fans should read this!
Dear readers, this may seem a little rich coming from the guy that pokes fun at your clubs on a daily basis. You probably won’t buy the fact I do…
Costa: I always knew I would score for Spain
Diego Costa said he always knew he would score for Spain, having netted twice against Liechenstein. Always, Diego? Always? Even when you were a little boy growing up in Brazil? …
Conte shocks football by having weekend off when team not playing
Yesterday was definitely a slow news day, with the Mirror showing us photos of Crouch and Clancy on holiday in Mallorca and the Mail thinking we would like to know…
Michael Owen shocked that Liverpool didn’t want to sign him ever again
Michael Owen continues to endear himself to the Liverpool fans. The once pacy forward turned monosyllabic pundit has claimed the only reason he joined United was because Liverpool didn’t want…
Allardyce: Finally, a lucky England manager?
A new dawn in the English game? Do me a favour. If you really want my thoughts on the game you could just go back to the column after the…
Arsene tells Jack: “It’s not me, it’s you”
Football seems to be full of people acting as if they have just had a messy break up. First it was Everton this morning, saying they didn’t want to date…
France or Newcastle? Which Sissoko have Spurs signed?
Spurs got Sissoko at the last minute. Everton not happy, had a private plane ready to fly him to Liverpool and do the paperwork. Sissoko didn’t turn up which failed…
Kloppo does some very Nice business on Deadline Day
Credit where credit is due, I never thought Liverpool would find a permanent home for Mario Ballotelli. Nice have taken the plunge and if they can get the guy playing…
Deadline Day Drama Part I
Having signed Mustafi, Arsenal turned to trolling a fan who had completely written off Arsene signing the German. All I can say is, thank god Wenger isn’t aware of this…