José scouting Chelsea U23 development star
You nearly did it Arsene, you nearly did it. November was hours from ending and Arsenal were on the verge of ending it unbeaten in all competitions. But no, out…
Goal bonus? Nah, Nespresso machine please!
Arsene Wenger has spent years trying to work out what motivates Theo Walcott. It turns out all you need to promise him is a Nespresso coffee machine. It turns out…
If Victor Moses is the answer, what was the question?
When the answer is Victor Moses, you have to wonder why so many managers have considered him not to be their cup of tea. People hail Antonio Conte as a…
The Lesser-Spotted Mkhitaryan is finally spotted!
So up until Thursday it seemed that Henrikh Mkhitaryan was a very expensive investment, and one that wouldn’t be worthwhile, along with the £26 Million he cost United, you have to…
Gerrard retirement boosts Liverpool’s title chances…
Liverpool fans the world over breathed a huge sigh of relief when Gerrard announced his retirement from playing yesterday. Whilst it was unlikely that Kloppo was going to be foolish…
Life Thru a Lens – Southampton 0 – 0 Liverpool
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside, oh I do like to be beside the sea. I know what you’re going to say, a draw is not a…
Arsenal fans to miss PSG match due to cracked ribs from laughing at Spurs
Spurs, Spurs, Spurs. Just because you won at the weekend by being 2-1 down doesn’t mean that should be your new recipe for success. Credit to Monaco though. I suggested…
Rooney: But they were out too! Have they said sorry?
So, let’s get this straight. Rooney gets caught having a few beers at a wedding having been given the night off and he is forced to apologise to the world.…
Costa warming up for pantomime season nicely
It’s been a tough run for Wayne Rooney and on Saturday he finally completed a 180 degree turn for the first time this season. No, not on the pitch against…
A genuine Fantasy Football tip, from me to you
What a long couple of weeks eh? No real footie, pretending to care about England (again), big juicy super-moons we can’t see, and Donald Trump, who unfortunately we can see.…