My Fantasy Football Failings: A double header this week, woo!
Yeah, let’s not get too excited. A doubleheader is a good thing for a lot of Fantasy Football players, but not me. It’s two chances…
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Dreaming of Leeds Coming Back Up: Nostalgic Promotions and Modern Relegations
On Saturday, Wolverhampton Wanderers won promotion back to the first division for the first time since their back-to-back relegations of 2012 and 2013. They’re a…
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: The Deed Is Done
In a totally unsurprising turn of events, Manchester City were mathematically crowned the Premier League champions on Sunday. They would have preferred to win it…
Super Subs, the best right foot in the league and a midfield machine. Who is in Team of the Weekend?
Greetings and welcome to Team of the Weekend, the article where we name, fame and shame the best and worst of the Premier League from…
Was last week’s comeback even worth it, Jose?
What’s that? Manchester City led a game at half-time and went on to win? Are you sure? I thought they had soft mentalities and all…
That was the week that was: That’s my goal
Before proceeding with the rest of the column, please join me in partaking in a minute’s silence for all those who don’t like football. One,…
You’ve Got To Hand It To Colin Wanker: Respect Is A Two-Way Street
There’s a scene at the start of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves where Kevin Costner dares a prison guard to cut off his hand, and…
Marinho Muses Humouring Harry
I would like to start this week by congratulating Harry Kane: not for being awarded Tottenham’s 2nd goal against Stoke last weekend, but for his…
Sunday lacks a lot of Super and do you think Tottenham might have a go at City?
We are heading into a long run of Premier League football over the next six days or so, just so you are warned. In this…
Number-crunching Kane and a template Man United game
Back again for Gameweek 34 – I’ll be joining the dots with all the Premier League fixtures. Some are more deserving than others. SOUTHAMPTON V…