Millionaire footballer missing since Saturday
This has to be the worst Premier League title defence since, well I don’t know, Chelsea last season, right? It looks like my predictions for last season might have been…
AN ALTERNATIVE PREVIEW OF EVERY PREMIER LEAGUE MATCH THIS WEEKEND
Thank goodness the Premier League is back, hey? I don’t think I could face another week without it. In preparation for my debut on FANTVuk tonight, I thought I would…
Now that’s how you really do a second debut…
This morning’s TFTTF is later than a Michu equaliser on his second debut for Real Oviedo. Yes, the former Swansea man is back at his home town club and scored…
Millionaire striker pays to watch football match shock
Marcus Rashford is, as we have said before, a level headed lad and he celebrated his England U21 debut hat-trick by going to watch tenth tier Bacup and he paid…
TFTTF: The Breakfast Bulletin feat. Arsene, Jose & empty seats
If anyone thinks the feud between Jose and Arsene is just for the cameras, think again. Jose turned up late for a talk being given by Sir Alex Ferguson at…
Teatime Tales from the Top Flight feat. Ibra, Bravo & much more
Having trained on his own for the last week (welcome to Manchester) Claudio Bravo is line to make his Manchester City debut in this weekend’s massively over-hyped Manchester derby. Sky…
Yaya to United? Bendtner to Forest! Hilarious!
I thought I would start this morning’s column with something very, very funny for once. Yes, none of the usual tongue-in-cheek, poke fun stuff here. I am going for downright…
5 reasons why all Premier League fans should read this!
Dear readers, this may seem a little rich coming from the guy that pokes fun at your clubs on a daily basis. You probably won’t buy the fact I do…
Costa: I always knew I would score for Spain
Diego Costa said he always knew he would score for Spain, having netted twice against Liechenstein. Always, Diego? Always? Even when you were a little boy growing up in Brazil? …
Conte shocks football by having weekend off when team not playing
Yesterday was definitely a slow news day, with the Mirror showing us photos of Crouch and Clancy on holiday in Mallorca and the Mail thinking we would like to know…