Pep will move for Moses and the Pope next…
Gabriel and Jesus became the next two signings for Manchester City, for a combined £27m from Palmerias. What do you mean he is the same player? The Brazilian international will…
Finally! Finally!
It’s happened. It’s finally happened. He is finally in Manchester. The fans can stop worrying and I can finally find something else to write about. Leroy Sane is finally a…
Pogba eyeing up Schweiny’s peg…
Do you know the person seemingly least bothered about the Paul Pogba to United saga? Paul Pogba himself. The French midfielder has not let the long drawn affair stop him…
If Evans is the answer, what question is Arsene even asking?!
Arsenal fans worried that Arsene has completed his transfer business for the summer, fear not. Word on the street is that he is making a £15m move for West Brom’s…
Very precious Stones valued at £50m in Merseyside
Pep likes defenders who aren’t really like defenders at all. He likes them to pass, move, take risks, tease the opposition by dangling clever passes just centimetres way from an…
Manchester City pay man £50m a year to remove Italian food from Joe Hart’s diet
Pep has been in place for a few weeks now and City’s head honcho has managed to work out exactly why the team under achieved last season. Pizza. Yes, you…
An FA face for the radio….
Martin Glenn has suddenly become “a face” hasn’t he? I’m all for not having a clue who the FA’s Chief Exec is, personally. He normally only gets reeled out when…
It’s plane to see where Depay fits in at United…
TFTTF doesn’t really take any notice of pre-season fixtures. They rarely tell us anything of interest. According to one manager friend of mine, that means I need a reality check.…
Grinning like a Cockney cat…
One of the rules of Soccernomics is never to buy a player off the back of a good international tournament. More fool you Everton and Juventus. If Steve Walsh’s first…
This season’s novel idea is….
Credit to the FA, they are fantastic at multi-tasking. Not content with just hanging around, trying to find someone English that might be up to the job of revolutionising the…