Curbing Your Enthusiasm: The manager hunts for his white whale: Jose Mourinho
A former Premier League manager approached us here at Tales and asked that we publish his diaries, so he could show the public what life…
Luke Shaw
That was the week that was: Club ponders the use of song lyrics at football stadium and Ryan Giggs shows up for Wales
Had enough of the International break? Read on! Love the International break? Read on! The Premier League (and the match ball) belonged to Mohammad Salah…
Room 442: Jose Mourinho’s Boring Football
So following on from Arsene Wenger and those pesky mid-match pitch invasions this week entering Room 442 we do not have a man or even…
Team of the Weekend: Who is the teacher’s pet at Man Utd? Who let their manager down again? Mo Salah is joined by 10 mere mortals in this Premier League & FA Cup edition
A reduced Premier League programme means we’ve got a team of the weekend comprised of Premier League and FA Cup stars. There were still 15…
Brumours: Transfer Deadline Day Special as it happened
At 19:08, having been doing this all day, Tales realised it might be an idea to remind people to refresh the page every so often…
Shawing up the left-back role: Is Danny Rose really the answer?
Three things are certain in life: death, taxes and José Mourinho screaming himself blue in the face at Luke Shaw from his technical area. It’s…
No Way Jose: There’s a Furious Manc With a Shotgun, and He’s Had Enough
I have fucking had it. Usually try and craft a more delicate introduction, but quite honestly I just don’t care: José Mourinho is the devil….
Harry Kane: Remember the record when England draw 0-0 in the World Cup plus £300m just isn’t enough, alright?
Did anyone doubt it was going to happen? Really? He was playing against Southampton for crying out loud, and they didn’t even pick Virgil. Harry…
Aguero targets world peace next, Jose feels fully justified and is delighted United kept the receipt for Luke Shaw
In the famous words of 2 Unlimited, Sergio Aguero believes “no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there’s no limit”…
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: That Harry Kane Team
Week 7 of the Premier League turned out to be no different than all the other weeks gone by. The Eagles still remain pointless, goalless…