Some low quality fixtures, a Gabbiadini goal and pining for Drogba
After an international break which has dragged on for much longer than it was ever welcome to, Joining the Dots is back for an extra…
Manolo Gabbiadini
What national side would each Premier League team be?
Welcome back to a slightly different dose of Joining the Dots… As we wade into the murky waters which constitute the international break, only playing…
Andros Townsend’s flair, and other unlikely stories in the PL preview at Joining the Dots
It’s that time of the week again, here at Joining the Dots. Having spent plenty of time watching Arsene Wenger and Manchester City with amazement,…
Frank Lampard: Human Volvo
With the FA Cup back last weekend, I decided that I was only contractually obligated to cover league MotDs. Sadly, this weekend karma dictated that…
A very Liverpool-focussed take on this week’s PL match previews at Joining the Dots
Your weekly dose of Joining the Dots is back. If you’re a Liverpool fan, please don’t hate me and know this: I TRULY believe you’ll…
Dunk’s goal-scoring abilities and plenty of quizzes in this week’s PL previews at Joining the Dots
Welcome to the first edition of Joining the Dots. Here I’ll be analysing the Premier League fixtures every week, but never too seriously. This week…
How long for Shane Long?
It’s been seven years, 212 days and 37 minutes since Shane Long last found the net. Generations have passed Harry Kane has scored 21 hat-tricks…
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: North London Derpy
And that’s that. The last international break of 2017 gave us several dour games, a few dire performances, and many dramatic developments. But nothing compares…
The Magnificent 7: Arsene finally cracks the code as Ronald pops out for a sandwich only to find the locks have changed
I tell you what, there is a mad rush on Tales this week to get our content out before things massively change in the football…
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: Roy Hodgson’s High Flying Birds
Huzzah! Premier League football is back and we can now go back to watching Starter Saturday, Super Sunday and Might-As-Well-Watch-It Monday football, for the next few…