Number-crunching Kane and a template Man United game
Back again for Gameweek 34 – I’ll be joining the dots with all the Premier League fixtures. Some are more deserving than others. SOUTHAMPTON V…
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Team of the (mid)Week: Pope saves Cech, Clucas-aid for Swansea
After an FA Cup detour this past weekend, we’re back with mid-week Premier League action and another set of the good, the bad and the…
The League of Unextraordinary Gentleman, Update 2: Shady Schemes, Lukaku’s Member and a Hurrikane!
Good tidings, reader, and welcome to the second update from the League of Unextraordinary Gentlemen. There have been significant changes since last I wrote, with…
Curbing Your Enthusiasm: The new job begins at AFC Bournemouth!
A former Premier League manager approached us here at Tales and asked that we publish his diaries, so he could show the public what life…
Chelsea Youth Anonymous
In a dimly lit underground training pitch just outside London, a young man in a red shirt addresses a group of young men wearing blue…
The League of Unextraordinary Gentlemen
It has been nearly four months since Harry Kane grabbed not one, not two, not three, not even four, but a staggering five goals against…
Fantasy Football Unplanned: Punts Preview
The Premier League’s Fantasy Football game is one of the most irritating games ever invented. I love it and hate it in equal measure. Perhaps…
Brumour! Brumour! Pep blamed for ruining Bravo’s career as Chile stopper is red hot
Whoa there, stop the bus? Claudio Bravo, who failed to stop a shot aimed at him for all of January, managed to stop three penalties…
Transfer Tales: Where will that man Mbappe end up after all?
Transfer season is almost upon us friends, and while the season may be winding down the transfer rumours are only hotting up. So, every Friday…