The Premier League ballers who sadly never made it
They come along once in a blue moon. They are the mad ballerz who never say never, the five-star skillers who dazzle us all with…
Neymar
Football guarantees many, many things including Joe Hart conceding goals and Jose Mourinho throwing on Fellaini to carefully navigate the bus to it’s optimal parking position
Football guarantees many, many things. Joe Hart conceding goals, Jose Mourinho throwing on Marouane Fellaini to carefully navigate the bus to its optimal parking position,…
Which mop-haired, big elbowed Belgian midfielder could be swapping Manchester for Paris?
They said it could be a watershed moment. It could be a changing of the guard. It could be the moment where all that money…
Was the Coutinho saga worth it? And where will Antonio Conte be legging it to in the summer?
Liverpool fans will be rejoicing today, with Philippe Coutinho rumours abound. After all that drama, a year-long saga, the whole “will he, won’t he?”, the…
A very Liverpool-focussed take on this week’s PL match previews at Joining the Dots
Your weekly dose of Joining the Dots is back. If you’re a Liverpool fan, please don’t hate me and know this: I TRULY believe you’ll…
Brumours: Olivier Twist, Dzeko Jam and Little PEA
TRANSFER WINDOW PANIC ALERT KLAXON! It’s still almost a week to go until the transfer window SLAMS shut, but Antonio Conte has set the alarms…
I’m Alexis Sanchez, Get Me Out of Here!
Another transfer window is upon us and with Philippe ‘The Man of Many Sore Backs’ Coutinho having secured his lucrative move to Barcelona, attention has…
Brumours: Sanchez’ Choice, Keita Conundrum and Arrivederci Antonio
A brumour is a breaking transfer rumour and may not actually be true in any way, shape or form Gazump! That’s the sound of Manchester…
That was the week that was: All over for the Irish
Alright mucker? All eyes were on the deciding leg of the World Cup qualifiers this week. There was to be only one nation’s rendition of…
The cure to international break boredom? Watching England lose!
I know what you’re thinking, the international break, a time for crying, a time for mourning and a time for sitting in a dark room…