Clippity Klopp
As news comes through of the imminent beatification of Claudio Ranieri, we tried to get an interview with Liverpool manager Jürgen Klopp to discuss his…
Adam Lallana
Today’s Tales: Arsenal accused of conning fans. You don’t say?
If you are expecting some kind of wit based around Manchester City taking Bournemouth apart last night, you will be sadly disappointed. As that opening…
Hagon Hammers: Kloppo’s Knights
Just when you think all is good and life is sweeter than a Gary Rhodes dessert menu, some bastard comes along and sticks two big…
Does Snodgrass to Burnley = Hull to the Championship?
A couple of weeks ago I commented on a laughable bid from West Ham to try and sign Robert Snodgrass. The £3million offer wasn’t even…
Fernando: King of the Kop! No, not that Fernando…
Wow. What a great start to the weekend. Well, for me anyway. Swansea claimed a great result at Anfield in the form of a 3-2…
Hagon Hammers: Payet and Arsene are in Gav’s Glare today
Ok, so January is depositing its usual exotic strains of toxic man flu across the UK which coincides with the transfer window. Or is the…
A long Sunday Roast would have been more fun today…
So it’s Sunday and more football on the TV to ponder over! I notice that people are concerned about the lack of people at games…
Captain Fonte to flee the ship?
Having come in from work about an hour or so ago, I was looking around for things to write about. The January transfer window isn’t…
Goal bonus? Nah, Nespresso machine please!
Arsene Wenger has spent years trying to work out what motivates Theo Walcott. It turns out all you need to promise him is a Nespresso…
Rooney: But they were out too! Have they said sorry?
So, let’s get this straight. Rooney gets caught having a few beers at a wedding having been given the night off and he is forced…