Pan the Pundits
Another Saturday has passed and that means we have plenty of ammunition with which to Pan the Pundits. And in top news for PtP, Martin Keown was in town for…
The Tales Team of the Weekend
GOALKEEPER Artur Boruc – Totally useless last week, this week made Zlatan look human. He almost didn’t make this weekend’s team as he let Rojo score. That’s something that is…
Redknapp and Souness hit new depths, Mings needs to watch where he is running and Harry Kane is a this season wonder
Those early Saturday kick offs are normally rather dull affairs, but Zlatan and Tyrone were on personal missions to ensure that was not the case this weekend. The whole circus…
Today’s Tales: Show him on to his right for crying out loud!
Ho hum. Is it just me or are the build ups to FA Cup weekends becoming as dull as international weeks? I mean, even Sutton and Arsenal is struggling to…
Pan the Pundits
There was no Shearer this weekend but we did get the not-too-terrible Danny Murphy and Ian Wright combo – an unlikely double act if there ever was one. We were…
Today’s Tales: Has anyone saved Ben Davies from drowning yet?
The last time I saw a left back that detached from the rest of his team was Ashley Cole’s famous team photo at Roma. You had to feel for Ben…
Fantasy Football Unplanned
Hello! Welcome to another week of the blind leading the blind, or Fantasy Football Unplanned as we call it. Incredibly, my arrows are on the up after a devastating score…
Why is the modern Premier League goalkeeper so bad?
The vast amount of money poured into the Premier League in recent years has ensured that the quality of football available to the select group of fans in their forties…
Why I Love Football (aka Reasons to be Cheerful…)
Oh, the things that give me pleasure about football – the Beautiful Game throws up such wonderfully unexpected and entertaining curved balls (who has?) – and it never fails to…
Hagon Hammers: Everyone but Chelsea…
I was delighted to wake up today, as I have been every day since Trump’s inauguration. Not in the blissful expectation of yet another heinous policy aimed at destroying decent…