Andy Carroll my old China
This week the Chinese Super League Transfer Window slammed shut, because as we all know Transfer Windows never close quietly. One name to be linked with a big money move…
Today’s Tales
Apparently, in the modern game, if you are to have any kind of talk with your club they have to be “showdown” talks. Can you imagine “showdown” talks in Shankly’s…
Pan the Pundits
Another Saturday passes and another edition of Pan The Pundits is alive and kicking. You may remember last week I felt like I was watching the old Football League Show…
Today’s Tales
What a week in football. We started with #PieGate, we slipped into #ClaudioGate, had Stoke unable to #ShutTheGate live on Sky TV and then, finally, #ZlatanDoesItAgainGate. Why is everything #Gate…
P-Ross P-Reviews the P-Remier League
Saturday 25th February 2017 Chelsea vs Swansea 3pm With Chelsea not having to bother with European football this season and running away with the league it begs the question, why…
Pan the Pundits wonders if it was just a repeat of the Football League Show?
With the Premier League on the back burner for the weekend, it was time to roll out the special graphics package for the FA Cup. We even got a rare…
Today’s Tales: Has anyone saved Ben Davies from drowning yet?
The last time I saw a left back that detached from the rest of his team was Ashley Cole’s famous team photo at Roma. You had to feel for Ben…
West Ham and the New Season Troubles
Schadenfreude. Seeking pleasure through other people’s pain. Or, in its current state: West Ham’s first season in the Olympic Stadium. (I refuse to call it the London Stadium). It’s been…
The Return of the Big Man
There is a movement in football at the moment. A big movement. A big man movement. Peter Crouch has just notched up his century of Premier League goals. Andy Carroll…
The Tales Team of the Weekend
GOALKEEPER Victor Valdes – Not only did he get away with pushing Dele in the face twice, but hey, let’s be honest he has got away with being a decent…