The Tales Team of the Weekend
GOALKEEPER Lee Grant – Yes, there’s a keeper who conceded 4 goals in here. But, take away the goals and the lad played well. A few ‘worldie’ saves were made,…
Pan the Pundits
Another Saturday passes and another edition of Pan The Pundits is alive and kicking. You may remember last week I felt like I was watching the old Football League Show…
Wolves vs Chelsea according to PES
Anyone for another round of a computer game hopelessly simulating a real life match? Of course you are. Why else would you be here? We’re dipping a toe in the…
Tarutr Tips: Matchday 25
Arsenal – Hull City The #WengerOut debate has reared its ugly head yet again, following Arsenal’s limp defeat against cross-town rivals Chelsea last week. Despite claiming that he was considering…
Today’s Tales: Why does Arsene talk about title races like they are still in one?
Well, if you give MP’s enough things to vote about eventually they’ll get one right, hey? Yesterday, in some old building somewhere, MP’s posted a vote of no confidence against…
Why is the modern Premier League goalkeeper so bad?
The vast amount of money poured into the Premier League in recent years has ensured that the quality of football available to the select group of fans in their forties…
Hagon Hammers: Everyone but Chelsea…
I was delighted to wake up today, as I have been every day since Trump’s inauguration. Not in the blissful expectation of yet another heinous policy aimed at destroying decent…
Today’s Tales: Gabriel is an angel, in fact Jesus is the next messiah!
I can imagine the scene. Someone needs to go up to Arsene Wenger on the training field and say, “come on Arsene. You’ve done your best. It’s gone. It’s over.…
Gunnersaurus Sold to China in Controversial Arsenal Move
Today, Arsenal FC announced the sale of team mascot Gunnersaurus Rex to an unnamed Chinese Super League club. The transfer fee is reported to be around £20 million and the…
Ross Reviews: The “Top” Six
Let us take a little look at the current top six. CHELSEA Just when you thought Conte had it sussed, Jorge Mendes whispers in Costa’s ear that some crazy guy…