Zlatan, I’m sorry x
Zlatan. I’d like to say sorry. I’m sorry I called you old. I’m sorry I called your arrogant. I’m sorry I said your impressive goal haul last season was in…
Pan the Pundits
Another Saturday passes and another edition of Pan The Pundits is alive and kicking. You may remember last week I felt like I was watching the old Football League Show…
Today’s Tales: Shock news that it rains in Manchester
Hang on, don’t go dishing out that number seven jersey just yet. Sure, United need someone to truly honour the shirt that Best, Robson, Beckham, Ronaldo and, er, Memphis have…
Riddley’s Rant
There are a few things that annoy me in sport. And I can now finally get them out in the open. Football seems to own many of my frustrations. And…
Karanka defends, as always
Aitor Karanka, the manager of Middlesbrough FC, was unhappy after seeing his side lose to West Ham United on Saturday – especially after Stuani had scored a goal – and…
What if… Lionel Messi joined Manchester City?
With the same inevitability as Big Sam Allardyce being bought into “save” a relegation threatened club, the January Transfer Window sees tabloid journalists brush off their ‘Lionel Messi is coming…
P-Ross P-Reviews the Premier League
Welcome to my new weekly preview of the weekend Premier League games. Unlike Mark Lawrence I’ve never had a moustache. And if it takes off I’ll invite some fellow Tales…
You what, Marco? Say that again?
When FIFA announced the changes to the World Cup earlier this month, I thought that would be the most ridiculous thing to come from the games governing body this year. I was…
Transfer window trash or January junk?
We’re halfway through January and it’s safe to say not much is happening on the transfer front. The ingredients are all there in the pot but somebody has forgotten to turn the…
China Forced To Ease Off The Foreign Superstars
Chinese football is certainly stealing all the headlines recently, but will all this nonsense soon be over? With the league beginning in March, there are now a number of rules…