P-Ross P-Reviews
Saturday 4th February 2017 Chelsea vs Arsenal For me, this is not a case of who wins, more of a case of who loses. It’s…
Diego Costa
Fantasy Football Unplanned
Not even mystic Meg could have predicted the slim pickings Game Week we have just endured, where the average score was a measly 35. I…
Today’s Tales: Steve Bould probably won’t be the next Arsenal manager
I mean seriously. Who decided to have an almost full programme of matches on Deadline Day? Madness, and before I have even started typing my eyes…
Fantasy Football Unplanned
Nothing quite throws you into disarray like a midweek round of Premier League games. Add in the fact the transfer window shuts the same night…
“Dummies…OUT!!”
FOOTBALLERS!…eh!? One minute they’re being unbelievably crass, gitt-ish and thick; the next minute they’re being pathetic, greedy, self-absorbed cry babies…it’s almost like…er…It’s almost…erm…sorry, I’ve lost…
Gunnersaurus Sold to China in Controversial Arsenal Move
Today, Arsenal FC announced the sale of team mascot Gunnersaurus Rex to an unnamed Chinese Super League club. The transfer fee is reported to be…
The strange case of Oumar Niasse
Like many fellow football fans this Sunday, I was glued to my TV set awaiting the chance to see the return to action of a…
John Moss, the penalty king!
Following that great result on Saturday for the now revised Swans, my attention turned to Sunday’s action and the huge number of Sunday which has…
Team of the Weekend – a weekly tribute to Garth Crooks
Goalkeeper – Mannone, Sunderland Some poor bloke has to do it. I mean think about it, you wake up Saturday morning and you’re the Sunderland…
Today’s Tales: Record breaker Rooney forgets to do the Robot
The stage was set in Stoke. People were turning up purely to see the record broken. How would he celebrate? Would he even get a…