West Ham and the New Season Troubles
Schadenfreude. Seeking pleasure through other people’s pain. Or, in its current state: West Ham’s first season in the Olympic Stadium. (I refuse to call it the London Stadium). It’s been…
Today’s Tales: Why does Arsene talk about title races like they are still in one?
Well, if you give MP’s enough things to vote about eventually they’ll get one right, hey? Yesterday, in some old building somewhere, MP’s posted a vote of no confidence against…
Pan the Pundits: Alan, please tell us Liverpool are out of the title race as we weren’t sure
You know your club is a glorious failure when a highlight montage focuses on how much you bottled the title race midweek. Such was the fate that befell Arsenal on…
Today’s Tales: Gabriel is an angel, in fact Jesus is the next messiah!
I can imagine the scene. Someone needs to go up to Arsene Wenger on the training field and say, “come on Arsene. You’ve done your best. It’s gone. It’s over.…
Let’s make the FA Cup Draw –Unmissable!!!!!!
A number of football writers have already commented on how mind numbingly tedious the FA Cup draw was on BBC on Monday night. But criticism is easy. As Margaret Thatcher…
Tarutr Tips: Matchday 24
Chelsea – Arsenal Much like Anderson’s career, this weekend’s matches burst on to the scene with a bang, but quite rapidly drop off in quality. Although, unlike Anderson, Arsenal needn’t…
P-Ross P-Reviews
Saturday 4th February 2017 Chelsea vs Arsenal For me, this is not a case of who wins, more of a case of who loses. It’s like choosing your favourite dictator.…
Don’t tell Jim White, but it’s time to scrap the January Transfer Window
It’s the kind of comment that would have Sky Sports Jim White spinning in his grave but… IT’S TIME TO SCRAP THE JANUARY TRANSFER WINDOW. Don’t get me wrong. I…
Tarutr Tips: Matchday 23
Arsenal – Watford Common wisdom says that it’s impossible to get good players at reasonable prices in January. Trying telling that to Watford who’ve only gone and got Tom “the…
The Relocation Conversation
Welcome to the Relocation Conversation. It’s what you get if you get if you put transfer gossip into a thesaurus and is my angle on everyone else’s transfer rumours. Can…