Why I almost hate modern football
Yeah, agreed, I’m a dinosaur on football today, proud of it, schooled from the sixties when footballers were men. Fortunately there’s still a few left who don’t wear gloves and…
P-Ross P-Reviews (with a little help from his friends)
This week is different. No, I’m not going to be nice all friendly. I’ve invited a good friend of mine, Tales from the Top Flight’s very own David Black to…
Today’s Tales: Big Sam is VERY angry
Stick with me folks, for I am afraid I do not have a great deal to give you today. Slim pickings on the old top flight news you see. You…
Today’s Tales: Gabriel is an angel, in fact Jesus is the next messiah!
I can imagine the scene. Someone needs to go up to Arsene Wenger on the training field and say, “come on Arsene. You’ve done your best. It’s gone. It’s over.…
The Makelele Role 2017
That gives a whole new meaning to the Makelele role, doesn’t it? The Chelsea legend, the guy that was N’Golo Kante before N’Golo Kante, the player that made Frank look…
To Hull and Back!
After the bore fest of Sunday’s FA cup games, I was looking forward to last night’s EFL cup semi final between Manchester United and Hull City. It’s safe to say…
Are BT finally pushing Sky to the limit?
One of Sky Sports’ greatest accomplishments is polishing that Premier League turd to the point that if it shined anymore you’d be seeing your own reflection in it. BT Sport…
The January Frenzy has started!
The January transfer window reminds me of the wholesale period after Christmas when respectable, and even some of the not so respectable, establishments try to get rid of the junk…
Today’s Tales: New Year, New Arsenal? Er, no.
“New Year, new me” said a million and one people a couple of days back. Not Arsene Wenger, oh no. Arsenal’s manager is still living in a totally different time…
You must win your group to avoid the big guns! Oh…
“Arsenal need to win their group” they said. Well that worked out well, didn’t it? Arsenal have seen more of Bayern on the pitch at the Emirates than Jack Wilshere…