Hagon Hammers Arsenal, obviously
As I, and many others I suspect, prepared for yet another dismal British performance from Arsenal in the Champions League on Wednesday night, I even went as far as to…
Hagon Hammers: Everyone but Chelsea…
I was delighted to wake up today, as I have been every day since Trump’s inauguration. Not in the blissful expectation of yet another heinous policy aimed at destroying decent…
John Moss, the penalty king!
Following that great result on Saturday for the now revised Swans, my attention turned to Sunday’s action and the huge number of Sunday which has been created by the £100…
Hagon Hammers: Referee!
Unfortunately, all of my three teams lost yesterday. Gutted. This meant I was in a particularly foul mood which was only exacerbated by the omni-shambolic performances of the officials at…
And then Xhaka happened…
Saturday was a good day for Arsenal. Liverpool were downed by a Swansea team who worked out that sticking the ball on Llorente’s forehead was pretty effective. United dropped two…
Today’s Tales: Record breaker Rooney forgets to do the Robot
The stage was set in Stoke. People were turning up purely to see the record broken. How would he celebrate? Would he even get a game considering how infrequently he…
Today’s Tales: Millionaire Footballer in Poundland Scandal!
So Hull have gone more left field than Robert Snodgrass hugging the touchline at the KCOM Stadium. Yes, the name they pulled out of the managerial hat was Marco Silva.…
If Victor Moses is the answer, what was the question?
When the answer is Victor Moses, you have to wonder why so many managers have considered him not to be their cup of tea. People hail Antonio Conte as a…