Daniel Levy to change Tottenham club name
After finishing 3rd in the Premier League last season there was a huge wave of optimism around a soon to be demolished White Hart Lane as Tottenham were set to…
Today’s Tales: Has anyone saved Ben Davies from drowning yet?
The last time I saw a left back that detached from the rest of his team was Ashley Cole’s famous team photo at Roma. You had to feel for Ben…
Why is the modern Premier League goalkeeper so bad?
The vast amount of money poured into the Premier League in recent years has ensured that the quality of football available to the select group of fans in their forties…
Hagon Hammers: Kloppo’s Knights
Just when you think all is good and life is sweeter than a Gary Rhodes dessert menu, some bastard comes along and sticks two big fingers up at you and…
Today’s Tales: Record breaker Rooney forgets to do the Robot
The stage was set in Stoke. People were turning up purely to see the record broken. How would he celebrate? Would he even get a game considering how infrequently he…
Pan the Pundits: Match of the Day
After a week off it was the return of crisp man Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer with Ruud Gullit. We were send off to Anfield first where the best the…
Ross Reviews: The “Top” Six
Let us take a little look at the current top six. CHELSEA Just when you thought Conte had it sussed, Jorge Mendes whispers in Costa’s ear that some crazy guy…
Lampard to replace Matic in January, say TFTTF secret source…
Frank Lampard has had enough of New York and fancies one final dalliance with his true home, Chelsea. Having seen David Luiz return to South West London he thinks he…