Pan the Pundits
Another Saturday has passed and that means we have plenty of ammunition with which to Pan the Pundits. And in top news for PtP, Martin Keown was in town for…
Tarutr Tips the Premier League
Manchester United – Bournemouth Well, this is quite the doozy. A team unbeaten since December, who just won a trophy, against a team without a win since hell froze over.…
That was the week that was…
What a seven days – it’s been great football-wise. After the Monday Arsenic score bore the Man City Monaco game on Tuesday was a classic. I humbly apologise for previously…
Today’s Tales
What a week in football. We started with #PieGate, we slipped into #ClaudioGate, had Stoke unable to #ShutTheGate live on Sky TV and then, finally, #ZlatanDoesItAgainGate. Why is everything #Gate…
THE RIBALD ROUND UP
All hail the Ginger Mourinho for trying to stop the Premier League title race becoming boring, and at the same time proving Chelsea are mortal. Sean Dyche has learnt, second…
The Tales Team of the Weekend
GOALKEEPER Joel Robles – A few reasons: 1) It has taken me until now to learn to say his name properly and 2) Playing against Boro these days is hard…
Pan the Pundits
There was no Shearer this weekend but we did get the not-too-terrible Danny Murphy and Ian Wright combo – an unlikely double act if there ever was one. We were…
Pan the Pundits: Alan, please tell us Liverpool are out of the title race as we weren’t sure
You know your club is a glorious failure when a highlight montage focuses on how much you bottled the title race midweek. Such was the fate that befell Arsenal on…
P-Ross P-Reviews
Saturday 4th February 2017 Chelsea vs Arsenal For me, this is not a case of who wins, more of a case of who loses. It’s like choosing your favourite dictator.…
Fantasy Football Unplanned
Not even mystic Meg could have predicted the slim pickings Game Week we have just endured, where the average score was a measly 35. I picked up an even less…