Pan the Pundits
Another Saturday has passed and that means we have plenty of ammunition with which to Pan the Pundits. And in top news for PtP, Martin Keown was in town for…
The Return of the Big Man
There is a movement in football at the moment. A big movement. A big man movement. Peter Crouch has just notched up his century of Premier League goals. Andy Carroll…
Today’s Tales: Gabriel is an angel, in fact Jesus is the next messiah!
I can imagine the scene. Someone needs to go up to Arsene Wenger on the training field and say, “come on Arsene. You’ve done your best. It’s gone. It’s over.…
The FA Cup 4th Round Draw and Michael Owen’s “smile”
Last night saw the always exciting FA Cup fourth round draw as the world’s most boring pundits, Michael Owen and Martin Keown poured some balls out of a bag and…