P-Ross P-Reviews
Saturday 4th March Manchester United vs Bournemouth United fans, I hear, are trying to come up with a potion that will keep Zlatan 35 for about 10 years. You must…
Today’s Tales
What a week in football. We started with #PieGate, we slipped into #ClaudioGate, had Stoke unable to #ShutTheGate live on Sky TV and then, finally, #ZlatanDoesItAgainGate. Why is everything #Gate…
Daniel Levy to change Tottenham club name
After finishing 3rd in the Premier League last season there was a huge wave of optimism around a soon to be demolished White Hart Lane as Tottenham were set to…
Tales catches up for an exclusive with Poch
This morning we caught up this with the Tottenham Hotspur Head Coach Mauricio Pochettino after his team’s impressive win against Fulham in the fifth round of this season’s FA Cup…
Tim Vine improves reputation of celebrity fans
Credit to Manchester City, they cotton on quick. Six years after everyone else realised, they’ve noticed they could do with upgrading their full backs. Therefore they’d like to offer Monaco…
P-Ross P-Reviews the rest of the FA Cup
Fulham vs Tottenham Belgium is very flat and smells funny. Just one excuse Spurs should have used. I’ve driven through the country, it’s true. Childish rants aside, Tottenham were awful…
Hagon Hammers Arsenal, obviously
As I, and many others I suspect, prepared for yet another dismal British performance from Arsenal in the Champions League on Wednesday night, I even went as far as to…
THE RIBALD ROUND UP
All hail the Ginger Mourinho for trying to stop the Premier League title race becoming boring, and at the same time proving Chelsea are mortal. Sean Dyche has learnt, second…
Today’s Tales: Has anyone saved Ben Davies from drowning yet?
The last time I saw a left back that detached from the rest of his team was Ashley Cole’s famous team photo at Roma. You had to feel for Ben…
Hagon Hammers: Question Time
David Dimbleby – “Welcome to Question Time where this evening we’re in the People’s Republic of Liverpool and I am joined by the following Liverpool Football Club officials Jurgen Klopp,…