The Tales Team of the Weekend
GOALKEEPER Artur Boruc – Totally useless last week, this week made Zlatan look human. He almost didn’t make this weekend’s team as he let Rojo score. That’s something that is…
Tarutr Tips the Premier League
Manchester United – Bournemouth Well, this is quite the doozy. A team unbeaten since December, who just won a trophy, against a team without a win since hell froze over.…
P-Ross P-Reviews
Saturday 4th March Manchester United vs Bournemouth United fans, I hear, are trying to come up with a potion that will keep Zlatan 35 for about 10 years. You must…
Fantasy Football Unplanned
I love the sight of green arrows. A splendid Harry Kane fuelled weekend saw me score 68 points, comfortably above the average of 45, saw me rise to the dizzy…
The Tinkerman Didn’t Tinker Enough
The hottest seat in the Premier League finally jettisoned its occupant. Claudio Ranieri was sacked less than a year after leading Leicester City to an improbable Premier League title. As…
Tim Vine improves reputation of celebrity fans
Credit to Manchester City, they cotton on quick. Six years after everyone else realised, they’ve noticed they could do with upgrading their full backs. Therefore they’d like to offer Monaco…
Pan the Pundits wonders if it was just a repeat of the Football League Show?
With the Premier League on the back burner for the weekend, it was time to roll out the special graphics package for the FA Cup. We even got a rare…
Tottenham disrespect FA Cup by picking full strength side
You see, I like Sean Dyche. A lot. I don’t like Joey Barton. A lot. I like non-league teams remaining in the FA Cup one hell of a lot. Therefore…
The FA Cup Tips
Burnley – Lincoln City I know everyone wants the story of an underdog win (not including a Leicester loss, of course), but I don’t see it happening. It’s not because…
Jack Wilshere to City?
Join friend of Tales Kiri Day as she talks about the possibility of Jack Wilshere going to, er, Manchester City? Apparently Pep is a big fan. But then Pep thinks…