Pan the Pundits
Another Saturday has passed and that means we have plenty of ammunition with which to Pan the Pundits. And in top news for PtP, Martin…
Peter Crouch
Zlatan, I’m sorry x
Zlatan. I’d like to say sorry. I’m sorry I called you old. I’m sorry I called your arrogant. I’m sorry I said your impressive goal…
P-Ross P-Reviews the P-Remier League
Saturday 25th February 2017 Chelsea vs Swansea 3pm With Chelsea not having to bother with European football this season and running away with the league…
The Return of the Big Man
There is a movement in football at the moment. A big movement. A big man movement. Peter Crouch has just notched up his century of…
Fantasy Football Unplanned
Hello! Welcome to another week of the blind leading the blind, or Fantasy Football Unplanned as we call it. Incredibly, my arrows are on the…
Pan the Pundits: Alan, please tell us Liverpool are out of the title race as we weren’t sure
You know your club is a glorious failure when a highlight montage focuses on how much you bottled the title race midweek. Such was the…
P-Ross P-Reviews
Saturday 4th February 2017 Chelsea vs Arsenal For me, this is not a case of who wins, more of a case of who loses. It’s…
Lanky bean pole gets his century!
On Wednesday the 1st of February, history was made. In that quiet little corner of England called Stoke, a tall odd looking bloke scored his…
Today’s Tales: The Day after Deadline Day
We make no secret in Today’s Tales that we are fans of Jurgen Klopp. Not of Liverpool, of Klopp. He, along with Conte, has added…
P Crouch, not out 99
When Juan Mata turned in Erik Pieters’ cross on Saturday it denied the twenty seven and a half thousand people in the Bet365 stadium a…