Today’s Tales: Record breaker Rooney forgets to do the Robot
The stage was set in Stoke. People were turning up purely to see the record broken. How would he celebrate? Would he even get a…
Peter Crouch
Fernando: King of the Kop! No, not that Fernando…
Wow. What a great start to the weekend. Well, for me anyway. Swansea claimed a great result at Anfield in the form of a 3-2…
P-Ross P-Reviews the Premier League
Welcome to my new weekly preview of the weekend Premier League games. Unlike Mark Lawrence I’ve never had a moustache. And if it takes off…
Just how many ‘Goal of the Season’ goals are going to be scored this season?
Back in September, when Jordan Henderson’s shot curled and dipped beyond the outstretched paw of Thibaut Courtois, the world was left as stunned and as…
Stoke? In 9th? Well I never! They won’t finish there though…
Saturday’s away victory at Sunderland propelled Mark Hughes’ Stoke side to ninth in the table and with that everything was right in the world. Since…
China Forced To Ease Off The Foreign Superstars
Chinese football is certainly stealing all the headlines recently, but will all this nonsense soon be over? With the league beginning in March, there are…
What Tales Thinks: Match of the Day
Cue up the music it’s Match of the Day time. We’re off and running with the B team this week. Seems Gary and the boys…
The Robot is Rebooted!
What do we think about when we think of Peter Crouch? His aerial ability, his good touch for a big man (you gotta love…
A Hammer Blow in the Transfer Window? More like a gentle tap!
When West Ham made the cross-London move from the beloved Boleyn Ground, to the much larger London Stadium, there was a hope world class players…