The Tales Team of the Weekend
GOALKEEPER Artur Boruc – Totally useless last week, this week made Zlatan look human. He almost didn’t make this weekend’s team as he let Rojo score. That’s something that is…
Tarutr Tips the Premier League
Manchester United – Bournemouth Well, this is quite the doozy. A team unbeaten since December, who just won a trophy, against a team without a win since hell froze over.…
Fantasy Football Unplanned
I love the sight of green arrows. A splendid Harry Kane fuelled weekend saw me score 68 points, comfortably above the average of 45, saw me rise to the dizzy…
Today’s Tales
Apparently, in the modern game, if you are to have any kind of talk with your club they have to be “showdown” talks. Can you imagine “showdown” talks in Shankly’s…
That was the week that was…
What a seven days – it’s been great football-wise. After the Monday Arsenic score bore the Man City Monaco game on Tuesday was a classic. I humbly apologise for previously…
Fantasy Football Unplanned
I’ve been waiting two weeks to tell you, but guess who broke 300k? This guy *points at self* Yes, a score of 55 was a mighty 8 points better than…
Pan the Pundits wonders if it was just a repeat of the Football League Show?
With the Premier League on the back burner for the weekend, it was time to roll out the special graphics package for the FA Cup. We even got a rare…
Today’s Tales: Shock news that it rains in Manchester
Hang on, don’t go dishing out that number seven jersey just yet. Sure, United need someone to truly honour the shirt that Best, Robson, Beckham, Ronaldo and, er, Memphis have…
THE RIBALD ROUND UP
All hail the Ginger Mourinho for trying to stop the Premier League title race becoming boring, and at the same time proving Chelsea are mortal. Sean Dyche has learnt, second…
Tarutr Tips: Matchday 25
Arsenal – Hull City The #WengerOut debate has reared its ugly head yet again, following Arsenal’s limp defeat against cross-town rivals Chelsea last week. Despite claiming that he was considering…