Today’s Tales
Apparently, in the modern game, if you are to have any kind of talk with your club they have to be “showdown” talks. Can you imagine “showdown” talks in Shankly’s…
Pan the Pundits
Another Saturday passes and another edition of Pan The Pundits is alive and kicking. You may remember last week I felt like I was watching the old Football League Show…
Today’s Tales
What a week in football. We started with #PieGate, we slipped into #ClaudioGate, had Stoke unable to #ShutTheGate live on Sky TV and then, finally, #ZlatanDoesItAgainGate. Why is everything #Gate…
THE RIBALD ROUND UP
All hail the Ginger Mourinho for trying to stop the Premier League title race becoming boring, and at the same time proving Chelsea are mortal. Sean Dyche has learnt, second…
Today’s Tales: Arsenal accused of conning fans. You don’t say?
If you are expecting some kind of wit based around Manchester City taking Bournemouth apart last night, you will be sadly disappointed. As that opening line may have given away,…
Pan the Pundits: Alan, please tell us Liverpool are out of the title race as we weren’t sure
You know your club is a glorious failure when a highlight montage focuses on how much you bottled the title race midweek. Such was the fate that befell Arsenal on…
“Dummies…OUT!!”
FOOTBALLERS!…eh!? One minute they’re being unbelievably crass, gitt-ish and thick; the next minute they’re being pathetic, greedy, self-absorbed cry babies…it’s almost like…er…It’s almost…erm…sorry, I’ve lost track of the point I…
Today’s Tales: Record breaker Rooney forgets to do the Robot
The stage was set in Stoke. People were turning up purely to see the record broken. How would he celebrate? Would he even get a game considering how infrequently he…
Today’s Tales: Fonte feels foolish and Pulis has gone insane
When Jose Fonte slapped in that transfer request he dreamed of big things. I mean, everyone who leaves Southampton ends up in Liverpool, no? Failing that, there was talk that…
Today’s Tales: Who had money on Barton then? Other than Joey that is…
Oh, so Dimitri was the problem after all was he? Who would have thought it, that with West Ham’s star man refusing to play that the Hammers would suddenly look…