Chelsea undivided over Moses and rush to secure the “young English talent”
With Chelsea 10 points clear at the top of the Premier League all is well at Stamford Bridge and with the title already all but secure the clubs hierarchy have…
Hagon Hammers: Everyone but Chelsea…
I was delighted to wake up today, as I have been every day since Trump’s inauguration. Not in the blissful expectation of yet another heinous policy aimed at destroying decent…
The Weekend Whine: Yellow cards, diving and the “Champions” League
In Britain, we love to complain, it’s like our thing. Part of the joy of being a football fan is that for 90 minutes every week we get to blow…
Today’s Tales: Did John Terry just retire himself?
Cards on the table. I am as bad at football predictions as Paul Merson. We know this, this isn’t new news. When Everton led against Leicester I saw my FA…
Thursday Tales: Unlucky 13 for Chelsea as Alli heads off bid for record
Poch said lots of people would like Spurs to win, and looking across social media he was right. Maybe we need to thank him for keeping this season’s Premier League…
Goal bonus? Nah, Nespresso machine please!
Arsene Wenger has spent years trying to work out what motivates Theo Walcott. It turns out all you need to promise him is a Nespresso coffee machine. It turns out…
If Victor Moses is the answer, what was the question?
When the answer is Victor Moses, you have to wonder why so many managers have considered him not to be their cup of tea. People hail Antonio Conte as a…
Arsenal fans to miss PSG match due to cracked ribs from laughing at Spurs
Spurs, Spurs, Spurs. Just because you won at the weekend by being 2-1 down doesn’t mean that should be your new recipe for success. Credit to Monaco though. I suggested…
Learn more about that young English talent, Victor Moses right here
Yes, check out the Tales from the Top Flight “satirical view” of last weekend’s football – including Chris’ thoughts on Sky’s quality scouting. Chris will be live on FANTVuk tonight…
Jose cracks the Zlatan code!
Many people have tried to stop Zlatan Ibrahimovic scoring goals for fun over the years and it looks as though someone has finally been successful. That’s right, Jose Mourinho seems…