Newcastle United

Tales from not-the Top Flight

Given Middlesbrough’s impending relegation, I thought it was about time the maddest, most exciting league in the world got a bit more spotlight here on Tales….


The Journeyman XI

Journeyman: A worker or sports player who is reliable but not outstanding Greetings to you. We’re over half way towards filling our team sheet for…


The Journeyman XI

Journeyman: A worker or sports player who is reliable but not outstanding The team bus is filling up. But whilst the Journeybus is coming, not…




The Journeyman XI

Journeyman: A worker or sports player who is reliable but not outstanding Our team is coming along nicely, with Hermann Hreidarsson keeping things tight at…


Jones the Dream

If I were to mention ‘Jones the Steam,’ ‘Evans the Song’ or ‘Dai Station,’ I imagine that many of you would scratch your heads and,…


The Journeyman XI

Journeyman: A worker or sports player who is reliable but not outstanding I need a third player to join Marcus Bent and Nigel Quashie and…


The Last Temptation of Arsene

A very wise man once said: “Sometimes it can be a very long walk between the milestones of pleasure” and you know what he means…right?…


Where are they now?

It’s a wonderful life being a footballer in the English Premier League, yet some players just can’t seem to get their head around it. Many…