Which English clubs had a points deduction in 2023/24?
Football success and how teams fare are usually pretty simple to work out just by looking at league tables. However, this season, some clubs’ futures have been decided off the…
Was last week’s comeback even worth it, Jose?
What’s that? Manchester City led a game at half-time and went on to win? Are you sure? I thought they had soft mentalities and all that? Surely, you cannot mean…
Manchester City screwed for the second time in a week after partnering with Tinder
What’s that? Manchester City have been screwed twice in a week since partnering with Tinder? Who saw that coming?! As Martin Tyler said to Gary Neville, without a hint of…
Big Willy done by a dipper as Tottenham win at Chelsea for the first time since 1990!
Maybe Arsene should lose his voice and let Steve Bould do the team talk every week? Mind you, it was 0-0 at halftime and we don’t know if Arsene mimed…
Who has had the best international break this time round then?
You see folks, this is why international breaks are rubbish. What good has actually happened this weekend, eh? None, whatsoever – unless you are maybe a West Bromwich Albion fan…
“I’m not happy. There was a lack of personality, a lack of class, and a lack of desire!” Manchester United fans hit out at Jose’s press conference?
“I’m not happy. There was a lack of personality, a lack of class, and a lack of desire”. A Manchester United fan following their exit to Sevilla in the Champions…
Football guarantees many, many things including Joe Hart conceding goals and Jose Mourinho throwing on Fellaini to carefully navigate the bus to it’s optimal parking position
Football guarantees many, many things. Joe Hart conceding goals, Jose Mourinho throwing on Marouane Fellaini to carefully navigate the bus to its optimal parking position, Liverpool defending like we expect…
Arsenal go down in flames in Brighton: Police suspect Arsene as the cause
Who remembers when Petr Cech was a world-class goalkeeper? When Arsene Wenger was a football revolutionary? When Jack Wilshere was the future of English football? When were Arsenal known for…
Which was the better goalkeeping howler and is the League Cup now Arsene’s kryptonite?
It was very nice of Manchester City to take the weekend off from the Premier League to give all the other clubs chasing them a chance to close the gap.…
Pogba pulls a sickie, never paint VAR lines after a pint or two, Steve Davi(e)s pots the black against Tottenham and can someone call Pardew a taxi?
With half of the Premier League downing tools and having a break in the sun, it was FA Cup weekend once more for those foolish enough to still be in…